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"...See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!..."

Killer Joke


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HarlXJoker Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
MR. J!!!!!!!!!!
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psoty Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
he is so rockabilly!
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Montrose101 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013
I know it probably means I have some kind of childhood trauma, but if this guy came up to me in a crowded bar? I totally would!
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mamaOOD Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
James Dean meets the Joker!
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Professional General Artist
:D
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P3NC1LH34D Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
I like that joke.
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
:D Thanks! :D
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SidMaster Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice!
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Professional General Artist
Thanks! :D
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catgroove7 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU ARE AMAZING PLZ DO MORE
just...beautiful
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
Hi! :D Thank you! :D
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catgroove7 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
no, thank YOU
my pleasure :love:
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
:D :D :D
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noturgurl365 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I LOVE THIS
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
Hi! Thank you! :D
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johnnyfog Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Hee, it reminds me of Max Payne!
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
:D :D
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alwayssaidsnape Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
Taras Koltun...if I'm not mistaken was a bit of the inspiration here. That's so rad.
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oh Hi! :D
Yes you're right! I used the photo as a reference to this painting!
I really liked the expression on his face and forehead!
I think that was pretty cool as the Joker!
Thank you! :D
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alwayssaidsnape Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
It really is though! Perfect really. It's truly beautiful. Thanks for sharing! :D
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LJ-Phillips Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Professional
You've captured the Joker's unique blend of insanity and premeditation perfectly...
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oh Thank you! :D
People say it's the James Dean... :/
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LJ-Phillips Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Professional
You know I can see that now you've pointed it out :) I love the expression you used!
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Professional General Artist
:D Thank you! :D
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LJ-Phillips Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012  Professional
:) :) :) :) :)
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Davidbatmanfan Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so incredible.:woohoo:
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oh! Thank you! :D :D
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Davidbatmanfan Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your very welcome.:woohoo:
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recordirubini16 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
love the expression
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
:D :D :D Thanks! :D
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rapado Featured By Owner May 11, 2012
Amazing!
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axlsalles Featured By Owner May 11, 2012  Professional General Artist
:D Thanks! :D
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SexiestJoker Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Wow...amazing, to my fav`s
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
:D Thank you! :D
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Blue-Velvet-Lace Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Words can not express how much I love this! It is so vivid its like I can smell the smoke from his cigarette! I love the killer joke also haha! Sorry it took so long to post a comment!!
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oh! Hi! :D Thank you! :D
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Blue-Velvet-Lace Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are very welcome dear!
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sabrebIade Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
Is there a little James Dean in there?
It looks amazing.
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012  Professional General Artist
Hi! :D Humm... No! But looks like! :D Thanks!
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SexiestJoker Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
wow is truth! he looks like a little james dean, i noticed now... :)
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
Hummm... Maybe eyes!?!... :)
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SexiestJoker Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
yeah maybe the eyes!
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TonyAuditore Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cool!
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axlsalles Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Professional General Artist
:D Thanks! :D
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